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permalink Quite possibly one of my favorite pages (as a whole page) from a book ever.  Especially the sentence “…sometimes I can hear my bones straining under the weight of all of the lives I’m not living.”

pg 113 from  Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close by Jonathan Safran Foer

Quite possibly one of my favorite pages (as a whole page) from a book ever.  Especially the sentence “…sometimes I can hear my bones straining under the weight of all of the lives I’m not living.”

pg 113 from  Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close by Jonathan Safran Foer

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Dear Tumblr

oatmeal:

If you’re going to go down, you might as well blame it on an imaginary animal like Twitter did with their infamous Fail Whale. I’ve taken the liberty of creating this animal for you:

Please use it. 

Please oh please. 

-The Oatmeal

permalink oh, wow. i really love this.
fishneedbicycles:

love.

(via anditslove)

oh, wow. i really love this.

fishneedbicycles:

love.

(via anditslove)

permalink explodingdog:

I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!



I was just predicting the same for myself yesterday…

explodingdog:

I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!

I was just predicting the same for myself yesterday…

permalink cats.

cats.

permalink hipsterpuppies:

fuck you, dad
[photo via dian w]

OMG. 

hipsterpuppies:

fuck you, dad

[photo via dian w]

OMG. 

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My daily "Piebald" Google news alert

  • me: http://www.ca.kaango.com/ads/viewad?adid=16521549
  • Sean: the eyes!
  • me: i know, right?
  • me: fuck that dog
  • Sean: oh hey look at me
  • Sean: i'm so fucking adorable
  • Sean: hope you have $450
  • me: WHAT A JERK
  • Sean: that puppy is being a huge dick
  • Sean: oh hey adopt me
  • Sean: try not to
  • me: seriously wtf omg
  • Sean: those piebald searches only ever turn up animals that are too cute
  • me: and snakes.
  • Sean: and snakes
  • me: shakes
  • Sean: i wish
  • Sean: i would like a shake
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Time to redecorate my apartment. Who wants to do it for me?

(via bjdehut)

Time to redecorate my apartment. Who wants to do it for me?

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Bianca Naylor: Tiny Animal Genius

  • Sean: you're a genius!
  • me: i know.
  • Sean: tiny animal genius!
  • me: i'll agree to that
  • Sean: let's get you business cards
  • Bianca Naylor, Tiny Animal Genius