July 2011
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Jul 25th
January 2011
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Dear Tumblr
oatmeal: If you’re going to go down, you might as well blame it on an imaginary animal like Twitter did with their infamous Fail Whale. I’ve taken the liberty of creating this animal for you: Please use it.  Please oh please.  -The Oatmeal
Jan 24th
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June 2010
1 post
This comic is basically about me and my cat →
her name is Rowdy Pot Pie
Jun 3rd
May 2010
1 post
May 11th
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April 2010
13 posts
Apr 29th
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Apr 22nd
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Apr 8th
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My daily "Piebald" Google news alert
me: http://www.ca.kaango.com/ads/viewad?adid=16521549
Sean: the eyes!
me: i know, right?
me: fuck that dog
Sean: oh hey look at me
Sean: i'm so fucking adorable
Sean: hope you have $450
me: WHAT A JERK
Sean: that puppy is being a huge dick
Sean: oh hey adopt me
Sean: try not to
me: seriously wtf omg
Sean: those piebald searches only ever turn up animals that are too cute
me: and snakes.
Sean: and snakes
me: shakes
Sean: i wish
Sean: i would like a shake
Apr 7th
Apr 6th
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Bianca Naylor: Tiny Animal Genius
Sean: you're a genius!
me: i know.
Sean: tiny animal genius!
me: i'll agree to that
Sean: let's get you business cards
Bianca Naylor, Tiny Animal Genius
Apr 6th
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Apr 6th
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Apr 6th
Apr 6th
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Apr 5th
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Apr 2nd
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Apr 2nd
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Apr 2nd
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March 2010
27 posts
Mar 31st
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“We know we are very special. Yet we keep trying to find out in what way: not...”
– Lydia Davis, “Special” from Samuel Johnson is Indignant
Mar 30th
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Television
I love the episode of every sitcom where one or more of the main characters accidentally do drugs or get drunk. Is there a website for that? Or is that just totally weird?  A comedic genre all its own.
Mar 30th
“Along with perfectionism comes relentless anxiety about not getting things...”
Mar 30th
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I love
when you call me ‘baby girl’
Mar 30th
Mar 29th
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Mar 26th
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Mar 26th
“Sean: i’d rather hug sharks than nothing at all”
– @moranplan
Mar 26th
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Mar 25th
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Mar 24th
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Mar 24th
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Mar 20th
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Mar 19th
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Mar 19th
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Mar 17th
Mar 17th
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ORLY
Facebook has suggested I become friends with my estranged father. I wonder if it has suggested the same to him.
Mar 16th
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my favorite song (really) (i mean it)
Did they tell you, you should grow up When you wanted to dream Did they warn you, better shape up If you want to succeed I don’t know about you, who are they talking to? They aren’t talking to me I’m higher than high, lower than deep I’m doing it wrong, singing along Did I ask you for attention When affection is what I need Thinking sorrow is perfection I’d wallow...
Mar 12th
Mar 10th
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Mar 10th
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The Elusive Naplin (I should be working)
Sent at 11:28 AM on Tuesday Monterey: hold on. Monterey: i have to fold naplins Monterey: naokins Monterey:  FUCKNAPKINS me:  naplins is better. Monterey:  naplins sounds like a mythical creature Monterey: a cute one me:  i might draw that… Monterey:  DO IT me:  i will see what i can do. i have a lot of old people to stalk… Sent at 11:34 AM on Tuesday me:  done. me: i am terrible at...
Mar 9th
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Mar 9th
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“we’ve got to swim out away from the sinking it’s pulling everybody...”
– Maritime. “Calm”.
Mar 4th
Mar 2nd
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February 2010
14 posts
the limits of sex
Me: how was your weekend?
You: good
You: had infinity time more sex than i have in the last few weekends
You: (because the limit of 2 / n as n approaches 0 is infinity)
Feb 22nd
Feb 22nd
Feb 20th
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Hipster Style Infiltrates the Olympics →
I love plaid.
Feb 19th
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Feb 18th
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Feb 17th
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