The Elusive Naplin (I should be working)
Sent at 11:28 AM on Tuesday
Monterey: hold on.
Monterey: i have to fold naplins
Monterey: naokins
Monterey: FUCKNAPKINS
me: naplins is better.
Monterey: naplins sounds like a mythical creature
Monterey: a cute one
me: i might draw that…
Monterey: DO IT
me: i will see what i can do. i have a lot of old people to stalk…
Sent at 11:34 AM on Tuesday
me: done.
me: i am terrible at drawing btw. i have no idea why i enjoy drawing stupid comics.
me: i’m at like 2nd grade level
Monterey: because naplins make everyone happy
Monterey: and they’re naturally badly-drawn in the wild
Monterey: like Bigfoot
Monterey: it’s not the photographer’s fault all the pictures of him come out blurry
me: theyre very elusive
Monterey: and tricksy
me: what ive drawn actually looks like a beaver with wings. or a guinea pig.

I should have put more wings on it…